educational exploits

The English that my students use rivals even the verbal wreckage and linguistic pot pourri of George W. Bush:

Exhibit A

"I like to draw a picture because draw a picture is interestified."

Ah, good work.


Exhibit B:

Sensei: "How are you?"
Student: "uuuuhh...I'm hype-a soup-a gu-ray-toe"
(hyper super great)

hehehehhe, A+. AT LEAST.


Exhibit C:

Sensei: "Do you like English?"
Student: "uhhh, yes."
Sensei: "Why?"
Student: "...because..........English....is English."

Simply stunning.