flap flap flap

yeea yeea, heading to Korea tomorrow...oh sweeeeeet! so sweet, way too sweet OH SWEEET
gonna be mad good times...my friend Jessica will be picking me up on her little scooter (VRROOOOOOM! F), and we'll do it up for a few days until clownie (read: Len) gets off work...then the real madness shall ensue!

envy my predicament
and smash your face on the pavement
for none can be so cool as me
(playing with kids to get tons of money)
flying and flailing to Korea with glee
hoping the plane won't crash into the sea
or into the ground (I'd be scattered around)
worst trip ever, I'd say with a frown
but don't worry, I'm safe
my plane won't be a disgrace
I'll be having a time of my life in that place
hanging around Asia with minorities
but look out, I'm coming! (call the authorities)