Sunday, September 10, 2006

I'm melting...melting...

Today’s temperature: a mere 37 degrees.

Today’s humidity index: a scant 80%.

My aliveness rating: hovering near death at around 10%...soon to expire…melting…organs liquefying…I know the body is comprised of around 90% water, but I never thought I would watch 89 of this 90% flee the confines of my epidermis, choosing instead to be sweated into a large puddle that used to be my insides…death is imminent…must……pray………oh god………goohhg…(dead).

End transmission.

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