ferocious flames of fiery fury (fack fack, it's hot)

only 2 and a half weeks left of teaching under the scorching Japanese Sun with no air-conditioning or fans in the classrooms and lungs disintegrated from poor air quality from the air conditioner that must run all night in my house or else I won't be able to sleep on account of being melted with my previous cellular viscosity liquified into sweaty death

...after which, I get to pack up all my stuff and attempt to move it 2o kilometres under the hideous glare of the wretched sun and unpack it in a new place and hope that there is an air conditioner installed

oh, sweet sweet Canadian winter, where are you when you are most needed?