King of all the world, yes I, that greater than greatest great of a man, at least that's how it feels having successfully completed the journey from my old apartment to my new one by bike, a distance of 3.5 hours of biking at a fair pace (approximately one million kilometers, or thereabouts)…awesome awesome awesome…

I got lost only once for a minute or two

then I stuck my head out of my fireplace flue

where the little Jack Daniel’s stood all in a row

these JD’s, I grinched, are the first things to go

a memorable evening of One Man Jammage (also damage, but repairable)