boundless athleticism

Went for a cruise on my bike around my neighbourhood at around midnight…went plowing through the rice fields on my neon yellow “Hummer: Very Exciting Bike”…whizzed around in the dark as a few neighbourhood dogs barked their boredom or complained of the heat while a few solitary salarymen lurched home awkwardly, vaguely headed for their houses where their wives will no doubt be up waiting, ready to curse them and threaten to not make their lunches in the morning.
The countryside is peaceful and relaxing and friendly

...unfortunately, it's also quite far from downtown Tokyo.